New Features in Windows 7

The following are new Windows messages that are supposedly under consideration for the planned Windows 7...

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."

To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"

BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

User Error: Replace user.

Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

Why to and not pay taxes ..

Lets start with why you should pay taxes :
1. So that govt gets money to builds highways n still take toll tax.

2. Build multilevel parking's n still take parking fees.
3. Builds road and other transport infrastruture which anyways is always insufficient.
4. Open more government schools where only children of poor people study who anyway dont pay taxes.
5. Run public sectors companies like telcom. railways etc which anyways are pathhetic.
6. Lastly. they also have a police department to run [:D], which can be used to harass the common man.

Now, Why not to pay taxes :

1. If you dont pay tax that means you have more money, which means u spend more which creates more demand and thus helps in development of the country.
2. If you are a boss u stary paying better salaries, which means the national average increases.
3. You hire more ppl as a result of increase in demand thus, decreasing unemployement.
4. Well it would simple be hassle free and save govt money wasted in collecting and calculating taxes.

Humor apart plz pay your taxes on time, and dont blame me later.

If the Titanic was made in India.....

If the Titanic was made in India.....

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of
course singing in the rain....

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still
survive, but the villian would die on the first dip

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero
a lesson

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would
be running due to the cold weather condition.


And last but not least
8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC